Hey gang. Just a quick note. Things have been super busy at work, and I have little energy left over for this project. I'll chip away at it as I can, and I do apologize for delays. I'm doing my best, and I hope soon to get more consistent with the posts here. My best to you all. Thanks for reading.
Saturday, September 26, 2020
Wednesday, September 9, 2020
Chapter Sixty-Nine: Now, Again, but Backwards...
Chapter Sixty-Nine
Now, Again, but Backwards...
Okay, now, we’re at the part of this jumbled mess of a
tale to turn around in a temporal sense, and go the other way, more or less,
take another pass at what I’ve already told you, but backwards.
So, we’ll talk more about what happened to prog rock
after I left Jackie and Jill back at that party in 1971 with top shelf modern
weed strains and quite progressive ideas, in a bit, but first we have to
revisit everything that has already happened.
I realized that I had to figure out what exactly had
happened: the Secret Society destroyed, the Hero’s Guild in tatters too, Will,
the former Golden Speedster, now a deranged assassin out to get me and the
people I care about, everything was swirling around in my mind, not unlike the
scattered meanderings you’ve been reading.
Retracing my steps seemed like the best way to gain some sort of
understanding of what was going on and who might be behind it. Now that Jackie and Jill were safe, I was
able to concentrate on the problem at hand.
This shit was way bigger than Will could be up to on
his own, new, shiny Faster-Than-Light speed powers and everything. I knew Will as well as anyone, and there was
no way Will could come up with something as convoluted and brilliant as whatever
the fuck was going on. The only person I
knew smart enough to pull off something like this was a dolphin who was already
dead, and therefore, probably beyond suspicion.
Though, these days, one couldn’t be completely sure.
Who was left alive?
I couldn’t be sure. Just because
I didn’t see the Prankster and Psychonaut bite the big one, doesn’t mean, they aren't lying
in pools of their own blood somewhere.
Zerro was still alive. He was
smart, rich, and now, completely insane.
Could he and Will be working together to take out the last of both the
heroes and the villains?
Time to figure this shit out with some old-fashioned
time travel. So, I went backward to see
what really happened, but from a slightly different perspective. First, it was back to the auto parts store to
get some clues.
© Copyright 2020 by Diana Hignutt
Tuesday, August 11, 2020
Chapter Sixty-Eight: Massacre at the Secret Society of Supervillains
Chapter Sixty-Eight
Massacre at the Secret Society of Supervillains
Anton Mirsk was dead.
His corpse, clad in his robotic super suit, crumbled to the floor. It happened so fast no one knew what was happening
or why, not even me. A nanosecond later,
Hocus Pocus went down. Then Nemo, with
his tank exploded around him. The rest
followed before I could blink. And I blink
pretty quickly.
In less than a second, every member of the Secret
Society of Supervillains was dead, with three exceptions: Prankster, Psychonaut, and me. The other two didn’t come to the meeting, so
they were spared. That left me, as the
only survivor of the massacre that was too fast for even me to see.
How was that possible?
Who could have taken out the league just as we were ready to begin our
masterplan? Who would have known where
we were and what we were up to? Someone
on the inside, of course. Now the absences
of my two colleagues made sense. But who
had that kind of speed? Neither one of
them was a speedster. Could they be
working with crazy, future Alex? Wait,
Alex wasn’t that fast. Or, at least, he
hadn’t been, before. What the fuck the
was going.
Why didn’t they kill me?
(c) 2020 Copyright by Diana Hignutt
Wednesday, August 5, 2020
Chapter Sixty-Seven: Battle at the Auto Parts Store
Chapter Sixty-Seven
Battle at the Auto Parts Store
I ran up to the Plaza where the store that Jill’s work
was located. It was on the outskirts of
Albany, almost to Delmar. The plaza was
almost empty, with far more of the storefronts vacate than occupied. The anchoring grocery store had closed a year
prior, the Dollar store next to the auto parts store had closed a few months
before that. The Pizza chain and Sub
shop closed before that. All that remained
were the auto parts chain, the laundromat, and the smoke shop. It was a sad testament to the economy of the
area. Of the world.
There was a lightning storm taking place inside the
store. Just as I feared. I bolted in.
Probably the fastest sprint anyone has ever done. I scanned the scene once inside and saw crazy,
future Will, aka The Faster-Than-Light Assassin building up for the killing hit
on Jill. She was carrying a radiator box. There was just a dawning recognition that
something wasn’t right in her eyes. It
was all going to be over in less than a nanosecond. I gulped.
Then, Will jerked back and froze. A look of surprised horror crossed his face.
I ran over, but he remained unmoving, apparently
paralyzed. I grabbed Jill, set down the
radiator, and took the fuck off.
I had no idea what force had stopped Will from killing
Jill. I didn’t have time to care at that
moment, and obviously the full possibilities and implications of what happened
to Will had not yet hit me. They would
later.
I raced to the apartment and grabbed Jackie who was
playing Pokemon Sword and Shield on her Switch.
I got her out of there, and then I took Jackie and Jill to the place
Clarity had suggested. Someplace they
would be safe.
Who would look for them in the English countryside in
1971?
Saturday, July 18, 2020
Chapter Sixty-Six: A Guide to Techno-Catharism
Chapter Sixty-Six
A Guide to Techno-Catharism
Techno-Catharism is the quasi-religion that Jill made
up after her first conversation with the Ouroboros Machine.
Catharism was a gnostic sect of Christianity that
flourished in the South of France until it was eradicated as heresy by the
Catholic Church in the Albigensian Crusades.
The Cathars believed that this world was the creation of an evil god who
made it while the ultimate god wasn’t paying attention. That human souls were angels that were
brought into this simulated world and trapped.
Jill took this idea and applied it to the Simulation
Hypothesis, which, of course states that the odds heavily favor that we live in
a simulation created by our post human descendants. So, now, we have here Super-Intelligent AI,
or the Ouroboros Machine running multiple simulations, which is where Jill then
tied in the Many Worlds Theory of Quantum Mechanics.
As we’ve discussed already, the Many Worlds Theory of
Quantum Mechanics states that there are infinite worlds like ours, with slight
differences based on different decision outcomes, much like concurrent
simulations would be run in a superfast quantum computer.
The practical aspect of Techno-Catharism, and the one
which I find is particularly interesting, is where Jill explained that she
attempts to will herself to the best outcome in every situation. For example, she once used this technique to
travel on fog bound mountain roads in the Monte Noire early one morning. She explained that she tried to use intent to
ensure she won the competition.
“What competition?”, I asked.
“The one we’re in with the other versions of
ourselves. All I had to do was drive
better than the other versions of myself, and the odds favored my survival.”
© 2020 by Diana Hignutt
Tuesday, July 14, 2020
A Little Summer Break
Tuesday, June 30, 2020
Chapter Sixty-Five: Bootstrapping
Chapter Sixty Five
Bootstrapping
The expression of, “Lifting oneself up by one’s
bootstraps,” often misused by individualists, capitalists, and fascists is an
actual physical impossibility. Absurdity
is the actual point of the expression. You
cannot lift yourself up by your bootstraps.
Try it sometime if you don’t believe me.
That said, outside of Newtonian mechanics and socioeconomics,
there is a field where bootstrapping (a verb form of bootstrap that
encompassing the lifting oneself up idea) is a thing. Time Travel.
It’s well used in science fiction, though one of my favorite versions is
the myth of Platinum Man’s uniform.
Originally, we are told through interviews with his own personal
propagandist, that somehow or other his adoptive Earth mother cut and sewed his
impenetrable swaddling blankets they found in.
Later, I heard a different, far more believable version.
When the teenager that would grow up to become the
Earth’s Greatest Superhero (you, know, before the was beaten to death by a
Russian billionaire) was approached by a group of young superheroes from the
future, he traveled with them to their time to help them. Upon arriving in the future, they took the
young alien to the Platinum Man Museum and explained that he would become a
superhero. They gave him the original
uniform that had been preserved in the museum.
He helped those future heroes and returned to his time equipped with the
uniform and superhero experience. So, in
this story, Platinum Man’s uniform was bootstrapped into existence. Where did it originally come from? Was the first iteration the version where
some Midwestern farmer’s wife with impossible sewing skill made it from indestructible
alien fabric? Or was it really
bootstrapped, always existing in a time loop, preexistent and eternal? It’s fun to think about.
The universe is like Platinum Man’s suit.
© 2020 by Diana Hignutt